must read . bhaha

Bill , Jim , and Scott were at a convention together and were
sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper .

After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the
elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of   stairs to get to their room .

Bill said to Jim and Scott , let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by  concentrating on something interesting .  I'll tell jokes for 25 flights , and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights , and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the   way .  

At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing .  At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories,,  

"I will tell my saddest story first ," he said.  "I left the room key in
 the car!"

-- if i was Bill and Jim , i would love to kill Scott ad-hoc !

hilarious :DD

" A mother was taking a shower when her 2 year old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper . Although he made a mess , he looked adorable , so she ran for her camera and took a few shots . They came out so well that she had copies made and included one with each of their Christmas cards . Days later , a relative called about the picture , laughing hysterically , and suggesting that she take a closer look . Puzzled , the mother stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to her son , she had captured her reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera ! "


BHAHAHAHA . THIS IS EXTREMELY HILARIOUS ! love it ;)